Monday, August 31, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

i made a bar graph

Monday, August 24, 2009

working on a shirt design for the rockettes

Your Mom

working with erin i found out that she likes to throw out a lot of yo momma's. these are all the ones i deemed worth saving. remember that almost all of these are things that i said and then erin spat back with an inserted 'your mom'

+ your mom's falujzia (fa-luge-ah)
+ your momma is separate countries
+ your mom form the democratic republic of congo
+ in your momma's face
+ your mom's hungry
+ your momma's so phony
+ your momma's been in stuff
+ you mom has hardened cartilage
+ your momma's a dickens
+ your momma's globe
+ your momma's cute erin krass
+ i love your momma's red
+ seamless like your mom
+ did you guys know your mom is a musical, in my bed
+ you mom is screwball heaven
+ i'm going to mock you momma up
+ your momma's a canoscan
+ i don't hold back on your momma cause she's a girl
+ your momma intrudes in my bed. oh really?
+ i wanna put on your mom
+ your momma's a sea slug
+ you mom could be home
+ i follow you momma up
+ your momma's all dented up
+ your momm needs to be retouched for the look book
+ i'll give your momma a one pixel feather
+ your momma's a little abstract..(pause)..and a little esoteric
+ your momma's a nice little thing (that was weak) your momma's a little weak! oh!!
+ your momma's italians
+ your momma isn't sufficient in the work environment
+ your mom by your mom. it's a catchy tune
+ your momma is so passion fruity
+ your mom's a t-bag
+ your momma shaves homoweekly
+ who do you think i am? your momma? coming up with that jibba jabba all the time!?!
+ busted like your mom
+ your momma is a goober
+ i wanted to see your mom but she was at michael house
+ your momma's already been brone
+ your momma articulates... well. (drew)did i hear a 'niner' in there?
+ your mom's a hard change... that was just unnecessary
+ no, i have too many your mom's open
+ i'm afraid of the things that come out of your mouth. like your mom
+ your momma's a cork core
+ your momma's a powder cake
+ you mom blows my mind. buzz!
+ i think your mom is beautiful... aw
+ i wish i had your momma
+ i'm trying to turn over a new leaf. i'm trying to turn over your momma
+ that's funny because i really like you mom, specifically you mom.
+ your mom's a dirty word
+ your mom's delicious sauteed in oil
+ your momma's stud master-flex! yeah yeah! woo ooo! yeah!
+ can i say just one thing? your momma's a panda powerranger
+ i'll derlict your momma
+ i have a version of this song that your mom sings to me, in bed
+ "i do your mom first, then breakfast" -drew, the dirty old man
+ your mom's a regina
+ what should i do? you mom.
+ yo momma is back to shiz time
+ your momma is second nature
+ your momma spits out a few bad ones... that what i heard (drew) she makes a good point
+ i readed your mom's tomb. btw
+ your momma's got a banner okay? to my heart
+ i denoted your mom earlier this morning
+ i'll harness your mom's inner ellen
+ i subpeona's all over your mom last night
+ i will personally kick your mom's ass. how do you feel about that?
+ you mom goes straight to my butt
+ your mom is a sleeper hit in my mouth
+ your mom is a homo-ner
+ oh what a coincidence, i've been snacking on your momma's muffin for awhile
+ i'll explode your mom's capillaries, oh wait! i already did that last night
+ mei li is your momma, ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+ your momma has a large hole
+ your momma sticks to mei li
+ if i was a tard, i'd tard all over your mom
+ your momma can pull it out of my psd cause it's pretty large
+ your mom's an asshole
+ i'm going to magic wand your momma's shape
+ i'll transfer images of your momma's colon *fisting action*
+ matt's momma ended up blue and excited (drew via instant message)
+ your mom is eclipsed by boy bands
+ i'll make it easier on your momma
+ your mom's so soft for me
+ your mom will rain chocolate drops on you
+ if your mom was a font she's be arial... expanded
+ your mom is steam coming out of it... out of me
+ your momma has to stay in a two inch diameter (eric, new to the game) what did you just say?
+ your moma has to have buked thing in there
+ (in perfect unison between me and erin) your mom's stacatto
+ your momma bitmapped my tiff last night
+ your mom is a flesh colored nubb
+ (mystery person)everything in your mom's tool pallette is organized nicely (erin-)ooo! that was really good!
+ your mom's got nice tiffs
+ (me for once!)so last night, when i was gala-bagging erin's mom...
+ your mom's got a loose brick and a nice crack
+ your mom's nobulars need to wrap around my foot
+ (brad)i measured your mom's labia... (erin)twice, cut once. see you have to finish it

Thursday, August 20, 2009


these blogger templates are stupid. i just want one column and this is what i get. i fiddled with this thing now for over an hour. i don't know xml and sucks to be me because now it looks all sorts of stupid.

this veronica girl is amazing


look at how intense this thing is!

also look at how good i am at unintentionally centering things

i've almost listened to the whole thing and i love it.
there are so many songs i don't know too!
all plus plus plus

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